I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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