i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
