There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
