Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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