A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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