You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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