y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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