your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
dude. I can hear the air.
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