I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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