I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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