All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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