Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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