There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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