PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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