I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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