Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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