You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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