Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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