She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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