the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
wow bdsm is so cute
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
