But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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