I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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