jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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