i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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