is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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