For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if only i could text you this smell
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
All I want is dick and wine.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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