dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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