True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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