Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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