$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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