whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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