problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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