i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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