we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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