Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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