I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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