He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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