Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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