Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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