How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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