Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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