...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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