And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize