I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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