This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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