Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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