Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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