We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
