good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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