I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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