Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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