He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
is wine microwaveable?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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